charlottan:

why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try

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balkansoul:

god gives his hardest battles (making career choices in current economic and political climate) to his weakest soliders (20-sth year olds who wanna spend the whole day browsing pinterest instead)

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rrdiner:

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me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

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yoolakbop:

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Tharja and Lissa would be great friends!

perenial:

i hope im not only a mutual to u but also someone u can refer to in conversation as ur friend from overseas so u appear worldly and well-traveled

(via theygender)

seven-oh-four:

seven-oh-four:

cars are the sun’s mighty warriors sent to destroy me. get the fuck out of my eyes

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(via get-thee-to-a-shrubbery)

billspreston-esq:

billspreston-esq:

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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

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(via spacedlexi)

aofi-humananimalgirlfeet:

memorycycle:

alright i am readyto catch it

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toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

here you go little buddy

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(via hardmountaindew)

whatinthefugckingsheeett:

A screenshot of a tweet yelling in all capitals "BRING BACK LITTLE GUYS.” Then below the text is two drawings of plush cats. The left one is bright pink with large sickly sweet sparkling eyes. It’s the kind of plush that is not soft at all, sits stiffly in one position (not cuddly at all) and breaks apart like a week after you buy it. It’s labelled “what plush companies think cute is.” The cat on the right is grey and white. It’s lying on its belly with an adorable little smile and a tiny pink bow around its neck. It’s the way plushies are meant to be; soft, cuddly, and good quality. The soft cat is labelled “what’s actually cute.”ALT

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cornsnoot:

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